I am an amateur writer trying to get published, a lover of books and eloquence, a Potter fanatic, a nerdfighter, and a huge geek in general. This is a place to post those things I find amusing or interesting. Is what I said at first. Pretty much this is a place for me to flail in my fandoms. Run while you can.July- August: 7/ 15 books. 46% done!
These guys are window washers at the children’s hospital in Memphis. After being asked several times by the children if they were spiderman or superman, the workers decided to buy the costumes and actually show up as the superheros. Full story HERE
Always a reblog!
21 Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity
People aren’t always awful. Sometimes, they’re maybe even just a little bit wonderful. Here are 21 pictures to remind you of that fact .. for more click..
DUDE THAT LINK IS POWER. tears.
i’m cryign fuck
Things you find most on Tumblr summed up in one gif.
this is amazing
#food and a cat and an attractive man - all done in a sepia with a vaguely hipsterish fade at the edges #this gif is tumblr. we’re basically done here. #all we need is a ship now. let’s ship the bin with the car. ok done. bin/car otp.
I had to keep these tags, they slay me
Now someone needs to be offended and we have to have a ship war.
Bin/Car is NOT canon, people. The cat was ON the bin in the original shot. It has always been Cat/Bin! OMG, why do you people have such a problem with pussy in your OTPs?
SHERLOCK THESE ARE NOT THE WORST THINGS ABOUT LIVING WITH YOU
#we will never be short of body parts #i do not approve of using the kitchen for something as silly as food #my brother will probably kidnap you every so often #our flat will be searched for drugs occasionally #the rent will fluctuate depending on bullet holes explosion damage or acid corrosion #also you will never be allowed any other friends
#none of your property is sacred#personal space is a non-issue#all your money are belong to me#you are expected not to leave the house unless following after myself#starving is always a possibility#as is ingesting toxins by mistake#insults will be issued on a regular basis#oh and don’t mind that smell it’s just Mrs Hudson in the flat below — she does enjoy her soothers…
#you will have to cook and do the washing up and even my laundry #and apologize to everyone on my behalf because i’m a twat #the violin-playing will be dismal and out of tune and not actually have any semblance to music#also it will be played at random times like four in the morning #you might be taken hostage or hurt every so often #and oh #you will have to do the shopping of course #don’t forget the milk
#You’ll be expected to come when I call#A bit like a dog actually#But a dog that understands text messages…#Actually speaking of text messages: you’ll be expected to send my texts when I am too lazy to do so myself and this includes times when you are half way across London and have to run all the way back#Also you’ll have to ignore your doctor’s instincts because I don’t take shit from anyone and I’ll neglect food and load up on excessive amounts of nicotine patches and punch sleep in it’s metaphorical face if I want to because I can and there’s nothing you can do about it#My brother will stop by more regularly than pleasurable and probably victimize you with insults you won’t even understand until three days later#Which I may also do at times#You’ll be doing all of the house keeping because our landlady is in fact not a housekeeper and I can’t be bothered to do anything about that but make bigger messes so good luck with that#The bills and all manner of unpleasant business will be your responsibility#Including dealing with Anderson after I tell him off#And you’ll inevitably have to deal with the fact that people are going to assume that I not only dominate all of your time and effort in every day life but also you in the bedroom#They’re going to call you gay John#Very very gay
THEY ARE GOING TO CALL YOU GAY JOHN
VERY VERY GAY
This post just keeps getting better and better every time it appears on my dash.
this is a thing of fucking beauty
Don’t forget Cluedo.
#Cluedo rules will be forsaken #you will be expected to love me more than anyone else #GAY GAY GAY #don’t ever expect to have emotional stability #I tend to plan my own death and not tell anyone and you’ll be crushed and never wanna see the light of day again but don’t worry cause I’m not actually dead I’m just a tricky arsehole
#i will make you coffee
#THAT HAS DRUGS IN IT